Airblast applies a debuff on all classes that makes airstrafing extremely hard, allowing the Pyro to effectively take a portion of your movement by pressing 1 button. That's what I do. Someone, take out me other eye! In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". That's all I do. ", "Ha ha ha! ", "I'm goin' ta strangle you with me bare hands! Demoman Tf2 Yer a back-pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one! From being scared! His height is 6' 2" (1,88 m). In earlier centuries, the entire west coast of the country was sometimes referred to as Argyll. He is also known for his role as Juan Snchez Villa-Lobos Ramrez in the film Highlander. "Merasmus! ", "Your white flag does not stop American bullets. Added 2 official taunts: Yeti Punch and Yeti Smash. The Demoman has several taunts, all of which are listed below with applicable voicelines and a description of the animation. ", "Abra Kadabra! ", "Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield! I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses! "Merasmus! "Dominated! Happy to read and share the best inspirational Tf2 Demoman quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. Since sticky-trapping practically requires the Demoman to tunnel vision, Spy can shut this down by backstabbing him while he's preoccupied (or even when they're busy looking forward to airblast stickies). ", "Merasmus! ", "Pick up their asses gently, men. Duck Hunt: Maybe next time I miss me shot, you'll shut yer trap! Awoo-ooh! "There can be only oneeye." The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. We'll get 'em next time. I was just getting warmed up! Hats of this style are commonly associated with pirates. When the Demoman fires his grenades at the Sentry Gun, it targets the grenades once they're in range and ignores the Demoman. Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. IN HELL! ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. "There can be only one!" Hybrid Knights; the practice of equipping a sword and shield like a Demoknight, but instead of equipping boots, the Demoman opts to keep his grenade launcher. ", "I'm gonna stick me thumbs in yer eyes and hang on 'till yer deid! It is a disproportioned World War-era German Model 24 Stielhandgranate "potato masher" grenade, with a white Mann Co. logo stamped on the head and black wrapping tape around the stick. 1. It also has a high chance of knocking you (or your enemy, if they survive it, although it's rare) into the air. The Demoman pulls out a witch's broom and proceeds to ride it, hovering above the ground. Good Snipers can easily ruin a Demo's attempts to set sticky traps or jump across the map just by quickscoping long before the Demo has time to prepare himself to counter the Sniper. The first line of the chorus is: It is purported to tell the story of a dead soldier who will arrive home by the "low road" before his living comrade arrives home by the "high road". ", "You are all daisies and I will plant your sorry asses in my war garden! IN HELL! [singing] God bless America, land of America And so forth and so onMove out! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! ", "You just got your Frenchie ass dominated. As a class-based shooter, every character in Team Fortress 2 has a fixed set of equipment and abilities, and a role to play in propelling the team to victory. ", "I got a good feeling about this match, lads! ", "I feel like every bone in me body's broke! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. ", "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! "Little too much caber-tossing pie down yer own throat, eh, chubby? In Team Fortress 2, the Demoman character class wields a grenade launcher and sticky bomb launcher. ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!" ", "You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen! Companies mentioned in passing became global empires three generations old. Demoknights also fit into this archetype. With 175HP and 93% base speed, the Demoman's true worth lies with his projectile-based weaponry. You can have it back next game! [Sotto voce] "Call me later, we can talk about our day. ", "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles! I know everything!". But the tool's . "Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question!" -melee battle cry. Take your voodoo back to Canada! Though almost close to being close to the damage of a fully charged headshot, it deals the most damage out of all melee weapons in the game. ", "Bloody hell, those ones were me favorites! A plaid is a pleated cloth often worn with a kilt, made from the same tartan and worn over the shoulder, fastened at the front. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Tf2 animated GIFs to your conversations. Ryu: Reckon yer fancy tatsumabalaba ding dong woulda saved ye? There you are! One of his more famous quotes, used at the end of. [sotto voce] I do like you, it's just for show. The Demoman goes through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation. ], [Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. And by God, I'll, "Eye for an eye, wizard-man! This page was last edited on 19 February 2023, at 15:13. in the last moments before his execution. ", "Merasmus, get your spectral ass out here! It's a melee weapon. Patton never lost! ", "They said we couldn't do it! The Demoman raises his right hand and points at it with his left hand while saying: The Demoman puts his right fist on his hip while bending his knees and kicking from side to side, swinging his left fist from side to side in front of him. With me. You are all bleeders. During the censored portion, the Demoman actually says: The music that plays during the battle sequence ", The teams' roles are reversed from what they are in the game's, Several crates of beer can be seen behind the Demoman. Give me back me eye! "Oh no, I hope this scary wizard doesn't guess my card. I've got your rent. It also refers to World of Warcraft, the original inspiration of this item. The first film he acted in was Summer's Children in 1979. "Blind fire" is when a person fires a weapon from behind an object and does not reveal themself. The entire idea of the Demoknight. I ain't afraid of six wee men! Doing so can leave you with barely enough health to survive the fall. Like these quotes? Voiced by: Gary Schwartz (English), Francesc Rocamora (Spanish), Dmitry Polonsky (Russian), "Have ye heard aboot the Beer of the Month Club? "Merasmus! Ali Baba is a fictional character from the story "Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves", which is featured in the book One Thousand and One Nights, and whose name is the inspiration for the Demoman's One Thousand and One Demoknights item pack. In-game, the Demoman is a highly versatile class that fares well at close-to-medium range with attacks that deal area of effect damage. Medic just sighs and informs him he's already regenerated and implanted a new eye . "So t'all ya fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure. I'm going to trot into the forest and pick. ", "Yer da walked fifteen miles in the rain to blow up the Queen of England for a, "Oh, they're gonna 'ave to glue yew back togeth'r, IN HELL! ", "Never forget; always remember. ", "Merasmus! ", "Everyone, please stand! The kilt is a traditional knee-length garment originating in 16th Century Scotland. ", https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Demoman_voice_commands&oldid=3335424, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. When Miss Pauling lies to him about Soldier's betrayal of their. ", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN! The Demoman primarily uses a grenade launcher which fires its projectiles in an parabolic arc, and whose grenades can bounce against obstacles before exploding; thus, he's the only class capable of indirect fire, dealing explosive damage without even seeing the enemy. ", "This is my world. In Highlander, the main character Connor McLeod speaks this line when he is possessed by the Quickening, absorbing the knowledge and power of his defeated adversary. And even then, good luck! "Dominated! "Lock and Load" is a clich originating from the process of preparing a weapon for firing. I'm strong. He also acts as Heavy, Demoman and Monoculus in Team Fortress 2. If he is being flipped, the Demoman performs a somersault in mid-air. ", "We only went a bloody did it, didn't we? "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you." Dominating a Scout "Dominated, short pants!" "How's that domination feel, city boy?" "You kids today don't know how to dominate." "Less talk, more fight." "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster." "You run fast, my bullets run faster." "Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game." Some gave more! Added Conga, Square Dance, Skullcracker, Flippin' Awesome, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spent Well Spirits, and Oblooterated taunts. ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created, "I joined this team just to kill maggots like you. Robin: Tell yer grandpappy Merasmus he's next, ye silver-haired chump! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. I will slap the magic out of your mouth! For someone who is extremely sensitive about his missing eye, he gives us pretty good ones: In public servers, a Demoman can usually get away with just laying some clever traps, and may even fare well in direct combat. The taunt the Demoman performs with this weapon active is a reference to a scene from Braveheart, when the Scots moon the English army. ", "All gave some, some gave all, but nobody got a prize but us! Tweet @Portal2Sounds. After the enemy Medic and his principal buddy, Demo is likely one of the most important targets for a Spy to take out if they're even halfway decent. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Let's go cause some more trouble! The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". The name of this achievement is based on Valve's co-op shooter Left 4 Dead. ", "I will never feel pity, or remorse, or fear, or comfortable - in this costume. Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. The Highlanders were famous for their charges. Call me later, pal. Update. "You've brought shame on yer people, ya mumblin' devil. ", "Oh, I'm ready, lad! [whispered] Just in case. This is, At one point, he gets absolutely furious at the Medic for being able to perform medical miracles (or/and abominations against nature), yet seems to be unable to give him another eye. That's it, there's go, ho ho! And you'll burn fer it, Merasmus!". ", "I will eat your ribs, I will eat them up! The modern 18 hole game of golf was invented in Scotland, the Demoman's homeland. Combining it with sticky or grenade jumping, Scouts are agile, making Demoman's projectile weapons harder to use and his, Pyros are the soft counter to Demo: a good Pyro can flank and get too close for the Demoman to deal with, much like the Scout, and their close range damage is even more devastating than the Scattergun. "I am not trapped in a facility full of robots. Well, half out. Also it's probably common knowledge at this point but the song is sampled from unleash the beast 1 Ribbles78 Engineer 2 yr. ago But I like engineer gaming 30 corona_australia Medic A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. And I am going to, "Everyone, please stand! "You cannot burn me! ", "You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! Due to the comedic style of Team Fortress 2 and Valve's humor, the game often includes references, usually in a humorous fashion. ", "If God had wanted you to live, He would not have made me a mindless puppet of this brain maggot! Whoo! The Demoman's Fro, with its small size and headband, closely resembles the afro worn by rock legend Jimi Hendrix. This taunt does not injure or kill opponents. You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! This is modeled after the mask worn by the nomads in the game From Dust. Scotty himself is Scottish like the Demoman. If you enjoyed this episode,. ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy. ], Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! The Demoman then fires two grenades, destroying the Sentry Gun. ", "Kill him. View Page. The Demoman raises a bottle of beer with his left hand while holding a crate of bottles under his right arm, yelling. A 'spinal tap' is a colloquial name for a lumbar puncture, a medical procedure involving the insertion of a needle into the spine to collect fluid for diagnostic testing. ", "Let me give you some advice, son: Do not be a ghost! ", "Like a chorus of wee bagpipe-playing angels! This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting that only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. ], [The Demoman walks up to (presumably) a decapitated head, laughing merrily as body parts and blood rain down around him. These responses override the default responses for that category. He says one of the following: The Demoman pulls out a set of bagpipes and plays them while dancing. Woh, hup sti'that! ", "Yer like a little bunny Scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries! ", "We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken! The TF2 gang are clear favourites among folks making these edits, and I'd be surprised if the Source Filmmaker scene doesn't go hog-wild plugging AI-generated lines into their vids. Interestingly enough, the exact words "Beam me up, Scotty" were never actually spoken on-set. 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